Wednesday, September 30, 2009

It Has All Come Full Circle!



Why is this Homeless Man helping with Surgery?


Oh That's Just You Jesus!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

WELCOME BACK


The Yanks became the first team to clinch a playoff birth this season and it happened 55 minutes before their game ended, thanks to the Rangers.  So maybe the gargantuan number of dollars they spent on the stadium was worth it.  Also, the Red Sox lost because people from Boston are assholes and don't deserve wins. This is the first time I've opined about my dislike for Boston and all things New England. Yes, it is old and historical as fuck but it still remains just a place to get soup in a bowl made of bread and get in a fight for no reason.


Monday, September 21, 2009

BLOG POST FROM THE FUTURE! (AIRPLANE POST)

Yeah I'm on the airplane after a serious fucking weekend in Chicago (Hot Dougs, Silverpalm, pics to come) and I happened to come across the best video of the day. I hope this guy is enjoying his re-education in the Gulag.


Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye West: KING DOUCHE


Kanye West has officially (If he hadn't already) been dubbed King Douche. I mean C'mon Ye, it's fucking MTV who gives a shit who wins. This is like the 4th time you've done this! The Kids Choice Awards are next week, I sure hope the Jonas Brothers don't win and feel the wrath.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Kirk Herbstreit is Building An Army


Jesus Kirk Herbstreit is a fertile motherfucker.  Just look at the half of a baseball team he has already sired. Maybe one of these kids grows up to be Hollywood Kid.


Friday, September 4, 2009

These Might Be.....


The Dumbest Fucking Sneakers of All Time.
No honestly, who the fuck let's these things through?
Some asshole on blow is like, "you know what we need?" (insert snort sound)
"THREE FUCKING TONGUES!"
(Insert Snort #2)
"Yeah that's the ticket"

Why is the Vlasic Pickle stork a Jew?

Wale- Ice and Rain


So Who Else Thinks This Douche Deserved This?