Apparently Fame Does Kill

So the Kanye West/Lady GaGa "Fame Kills" Tour is cancelled.  No reason has been specified but maybe it's due to the fact that Kanye can't help but fuck things up for people.  Too bad we won't get to hear Lady Gaga's auto-tuned voice while she wears another Ewock looking outfit.

It Has All Come Full Circle!

Why is this Homeless Man helping with Surgery?

Oh That's Just You Jesus!

Nike Free Run Ad

Nike Free Run Supernatural from Joseph Cartman on Vimeo.

WELCOME BACK

The Yanks became the first team to clinch a playoff birth this season and it happened 55 minutes before their game ended, thanks to the Rangers.  So maybe the gargantuan number of dollars they spent on the stadium was worth it.  Also, the Red Sox lost because people from Boston are assholes and don't deserve wins. This is the first time I've opined about my dislike for Boston and all things New England. Yes, it is old and historical as fuck but it still remains just a place to get soup in a bowl made of bread and get in a fight for no reason.

BLOG POST FROM THE FUTURE! (AIRPLANE POST)

Yeah I'm on the airplane after a serious fucking weekend in Chicago (Hot Dougs, Silverpalm, pics to come) and I happened to come across the best video of the day. I hope this guy is enjoying his re-education in the Gulag.

Kanye West: KING DOUCHE

Kanye West has officially (If he hadn't already) been dubbed King Douche. I mean C'mon Ye, it's fucking MTV who gives a shit who wins. This is like the 4th time you've done this! The Kids Choice Awards are next week, I sure hope the Jonas Brothers don't win and feel the wrath.

Kirk Herbstreit is Building An Army

Jesus Kirk Herbstreit is a fertile motherfucker.  Just look at the half of a baseball team he has already sired. Maybe one of these kids grows up to be Hollywood Kid.

These Might Be.....

The Dumbest Fucking Sneakers of All Time.

No honestly, who the fuck let's these things through?

Some asshole on blow is like, "you know what we need?" (insert snort sound)

"THREE FUCKING TONGUES!"

(Insert Snort #2)

"Yeah that's the ticket"

Why is the Vlasic Pickle stork a Jew?

Wale- Ice and Rain

Wale - Ice & Rain (prod. Cool & Dre)

So Who Else Thinks This Douche Deserved This?

The Jump

Jay-Z feat. Kanye West - Hate (prod. Kanye West)
Starting this glorious week off with yet another BP3 Leak. These tracks are far from the classics of the original Blueprint but this one is a little push in the right direction.

Drake Featuring...... Fucking Everyone That Matters Except Jigga

Drake – Forever (Feat. Lil Wayne, Eminem & Kanye West)

Ok so I said No More Sneakers but Seriously

Custom Kicks - Aquateen Hunger Force Dunk High.

Another Track From BP3

Jay-Z - Venus vs. Mars (prod. Timbaland)

In my humble (not at all) opinion this is the best so far.

Jigga Man Covers XXL

Eye Opener

RIP Teddy Kennedy

Is This Real Life?

Wow

New Cudi

KiD CuDi - Follow Me

KiD CuDi - That Girl

Bill O' Reilly is Not a Fan

Apparently they did that live

Is Bears Tight End Greg Olsen a Serial Killer?

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Some More New Hov

Jay-Z - Reminder (prod. Timbaland)

Which One Is the Hustler?

Game Over Humans. The Raptors are on Methadone Now

Eye Opener

That face says it all

Yanks take 2 out of 3 this time.

SUCK ON THAT BOSTON....YOU TOO ZACK

So this Might Be the Best Idea Fucking Ever

http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Midget_Village

Well I Never...

So where is this glorious place?

HE HATES THESE CANS!

Michael Beasley Just Got a Lot Cooler

IS THAT MARIJUANA 'SUPER COOL BEAS'?????

Just a Few Updates

So starting back up, there will be no more fucking sneakers unless they are actually worth a shit. So basically it's just music and funny pictures and videos from now on.  

Welcome to my world of TOYSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

So.....

It's been a minute since I've done some posts but it doesn't mean I'm completely out of commission.  There will be lots of things to come in the following weeks.

Holler at me if you need me to add a'thang.

For now here is this.....

Just a Little Welcome Back Track

Jay-Z – Off That (Feat. Drake) (Produced by Timbaland)

For Shame Nike/Oregon Connection. For Shame.

Ok Nike. I could handle the "Chain Link" and the Piss Yellow Uniforms you were making the Ducks wear, but when you add things like wings to these uniforms, enough is enough.  What happened to Black and Green? These dudes have more uniforms than Catholic School kids.  They wear these things 13 times in a year(At Most!). So how about a throwback to the uni's without the fucking wings. New rule for Oregon; you are allowed to wear wings on your uniforms when you win the Pac-FUCKING-10.  Or best USC in a game of Football. 

GOOD DAY!

Breakfast of CHAMP-E-OWNS!

Flapjack Fiasco

Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.

AKA... Mr. Smith Goes to Froshington

Nickelus F - Mean It

Nickelus F - Mean It

This is off of the upcoming Nickelus F and Portishead Mixtape. Anything with Portishead is posted. Period.

Practice? PLAYOFFS?! Off the Hook

Albums That Should Have Been

GET THIS TATTOO NOW!

Eye Opener

Semper Fi Mickey. Semper Fi Indeed

Pee Wee: Not OK with Crack. While Twerking It In Public Still All Good

Have Fun Dummies

New iPhone Out NOW!

Have Fun with the Lines you Consumer Whore You!

SNEAKER TIME!

Nike Blazer SB Spring 2010

Nike SB is expected to release two new Blazers for the 2010 spring season. Both shoes feature the usual on Blazers, white vulcanized midsole, and thicker laces. A common problem with Nike Blazer SBs is that they feature poor ventilation; addressing this problem Nike SB created the green pair with perforated swooshes. The exclusivity of these is unknown as of know but hopefully they will be a general release.Via: SneakerNews.

SNEAKER TIME!

Nike Deuce

Nike gives the women a new sneaker to rock during the summer called the Deuce. Featuring a casual design that executes the ‘style without trying’ look we are all going towards, each shoe consist of a canvas upper with a white sole. The only characteristic that is saving these from looking like Vans knock-offs are the fact that they do not feature a vulcanized sole. Via: Schuh-You.

Eye Opener

Hellooooo Ladies.......

SNEAKER TIME!

Nike Air Max 1 - Amsterdam

As if Amsterdam needed anymore positive PR Nike dropped these. Featuring premium suede, leather, and mesh all in tones of burgundy and pink the shoe is accented with baby blue on the swoosh, outsole, visible air unit, eyelets, Amsterdam logo, laces, and crown on the tongue. Pink and blue splatter covers the burgundy midsole while the theme of ‘Amsterdam is King’ is definitely executed. Though these were released exclusively in Amsterdam in 2005 you can get them now at Revive.

This Sums it All Up

Wale & 9th Wonder - Back to the Feature (Mixtape)

Wale & 9th Wonder - Back to the Feature (Mixtape)

B.o.B - Who the Fuck is B.o.B? (Mixtape, No DJ)

B.o.B - Who the F#*k is B.o.B

This is like B.o.B Mixtape day. So Enjoy Bobby Ray or B.o.B or whatever he's called next. 

dead prez - Refuse to Lose f. Chuck D & Avery Storm

dead prez - Refuse to Lose f. Chuck D & Avery Storm

Wale - Wonder Why (Feat. Mike Posner, Big Sean & Kenn Starr)

Wale – Wonder Why (feat. Mike Posner, Big Sean & Kenn Starr) (Produced by 9th Wonder)

B.o.B. Vs. Bobby Ray (Hosted By DJ Green Lantern & DJ Don Cannon)

Download HERE (ZS)