Seagulls....Dancing to Techno

It delivers what it promises

Tim Roth in Brostitute

Brostitute with Tim Roth from Tim Roth

This will change you.

Thanks to Funny or Die

Senator???!!!

Somber Today

I just heard that a great man passed. Wichita's own Randy Jackson passed on today leaving a legacy of hard work and love. His trademark seam bursting biceps, contagious smile and quotes like "we still friends" and "when you ski with me you ski with the world" will be his legacy. Cancer may have taken Coach away but nothing can take away the spirit and soul of such a man.

It was hard to hear at first without questioning whether or not it was a dream or a cruel joke that Coach Jackson died because from the way I remember him he was invincible, impervious to things that mere mortals like us were subject to. The man survived a plane crash for God's sake! Surely he could beat cancer. In the end it was the cancer that won but that is not what we will remember him for. For those of you who played basketball at Robinson Middle School for Coach Jackson you will remember line drills and sitting on that God Damn wall but what no one realized is that he was teaching you while being hard on you.

He always remembered everyone that he taught and he would earnestly ask you how things were going and not hesitate to tell you what you were doing wrong in a sort of fatherly critical way but we always took something away from that because we all knew he was generally right.

So for that I say, thank you Coach Randy Jackson. You will be missed.

We Still Friends though.

Today's Throwback

This is honestly my favorite beat ever and may be among the best beats in the history of Hip Hop. As I am not the biggest Common fan ever I think it's wasted on him but he did a decent job with it. I digress. Enjoy this "video".

Sharktopus

I honestly can't think of anything to make this funnier. It's just.... wow.

Flying Lotus-Mmmhmm (Music Video)

Flying Lotus is the next Dilla. There I said it.

Back with a Bang

NFL Themed Cocktails (via Kissing Suzy Kolber)

The Jamarcus Hustle

Take a 32 oz Big Gulp cup, fill with crushed ice, and add the following:

• 5 parts vodka
• 3 parts banana liqueur
• Top with whole heavy cream
• Garnish with entire Cinnabon on rim of cup.

Cost: $34 million a glass

It’s both delicious and practical. This got us thinking about other NFL inspired cocktails which you can find after the jump.

Shawne Merriman’s Tequila Sunrise

• 2/3 oz. Schnapps, peach
• 1 1/3 oz. Vodka
• 1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
• 1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice
• 100 mg GHB

Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Serve and block doorway to nearest exit.

Jimmy Clausen’s Jimmy Juice

Fill a collins halfway with ice then add…

• 4 oz. Jägermeister
• 4 oz. Red Bull
• Mist of Axe Body Spray

Spike hair, pop collar, then consume and repeat.

Tony Gonzalez’s Macrobiotic Liquid Diet

• 4 oz. Trader Joe’s Green Plant Juice
• Splash of Green Tea
• 2 oz. organic vodka
• 2 oz. unfiltered Amazon rain water

Serve in lettuce wrap glass

Eli Manning – Mother’s Milk

• 1 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
• 1 oz. Goldschlager
• 1 oz. Olivia Manning’s Breast Milk

Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a sippy cup.

Peyton Manhattan

• 3/4 oz sweet vermouth
• 2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
• 1 dash Angostura® bitters
• 1 maraschino cherry
• 1 twist orange peel

Mix ingredients expertly. Choke on final sip.

Kurt Warner’s Salvation

• 2 oz communion wine
• 1 oz holy water

Stir. Say prayer and give drink to thirsty person.

Rex Ryan’s Slimonade

• 2 oz clarified butter
• 1 tablespoon of crumbs from the bottom of a bucket of chicken
• 4 oz gin
• 8 oz of lemonade

Mix all ingredients and serve in a pint glass.

Add your own in the comment section if you’re so inclined.

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Gonzales - Never Stop

Gonzales, “Never Stop”

Supposedly the first single off of Chilly Gonzales' newest album, as per usual it's piano with snaps and handclaps but always good.

New Marlins Theme Song Makes Florida Seem to Suck More

Tricia Kleinot’s Snoop Dogg Poster

Crooks and Castles AK-47 Bullet USBs

This is Pretty Amazing

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