Sunday, January 10, 2010
Should We Be Worried About Vince Wilfork's Health?
Seriously though, every time I seem to watch the Pat's play I always ask myself, 'Is Vince Wilfork having twins?' Well sir at this point I think we're looking at the new Octomom. The man looks like a manatee that tackles. Siragusa said that he had an awesome rack. I digress...
Shouldn't he be told, "Vincent, that cheesecake was for everyone... And it certainly did not need gravy!" Get it under control Vince, you're an athlete for God's sake.
But then again, people argue that these guys are too
Alabama's Nat'l Championship Trophy's Resting Place
Some trophy's are placed in beautiful places like glass cases inside a University's Museum or Athletic Achievement Hall. But in Tuscaloosa, Alabama they put their trophy's where the high rollers go.... Wal-Mart. That's right friends, in Tuscaloosa, Alabama you can go buy 720 diapers, a 48 pack of Time Cop DVD's and get your picture taken with the BCS Nat'l Championship Trophy. This is the world that we live in. Kill Yourself before we start holding the Nobel Prize ceremony at stuckey's in Waynoka, Oklahoma.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Friday, October 2, 2009
Apparently Fame Does Kill
So the Kanye West/Lady GaGa "Fame Kills" Tour is cancelled. No reason has been specified but maybe it's due to the fact that Kanye can't help but fuck things up for people. Too bad we won't get to hear Lady Gaga's auto-tuned voice while she wears another Ewock looking outfit.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
WELCOME BACK
The Yanks became the first team to clinch a playoff birth this season and it happened 55 minutes before their game ended, thanks to the Rangers. So maybe the gargantuan number of dollars they spent on the stadium was worth it. Also, the Red Sox lost because people from Boston are assholes and don't deserve wins. This is the first time I've opined about my dislike for Boston and all things New England. Yes, it is old and historical as fuck but it still remains just a place to get soup in a bowl made of bread and get in a fight for no reason.
Monday, September 21, 2009
BLOG POST FROM THE FUTURE! (AIRPLANE POST)
Yeah I'm on the airplane after a serious fucking weekend in Chicago (Hot Dougs, Silverpalm, pics to come) and I happened to come across the best video of the day. I hope this guy is enjoying his re-education in the Gulag.
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