Buh Bye Balloon Boy Dad

Richard Heene AKA Balloon Boy Dad reported for his jail sentence today for perpetrating a hoax (yes that hoax). He will spend 30 days in jail and 60 more in work release. So I say to all of those people in the jail he is going to, if you rape him you may get a reality show out of it.

Enjoy

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/11/heene.balloon.boy/index.html

Ray of Light

This was brought to light (no pun intended) by my boy

Max.

Forgot how funny this was.

Masspike Miles - Love Drunk (Feat. Rick Ross)

Masspike Miles – Love Drunk f. Rick Ross (prod. Streetrunner)

Should We Be Worried About Vince Wilfork's Health?

Seriously though, every time I seem to watch the Pat's play I always ask myself, 'Is Vince Wilfork having twins?' Well sir at this point I think we're looking at the new Octomom. The man looks like a manatee that tackles. Siragusa said that he had an awesome rack. I digress...

Shouldn't he be told, "Vincent, that cheesecake was for everyone... And it certainly did not need gravy!" Get it under control Vince, you're an athlete for God's sake.

But then again, people argue that these guys are too

Alabama's Nat'l Championship Trophy's Resting Place

Some trophy's are placed in beautiful places like glass cases inside a University's Museum or Athletic Achievement Hall. But in Tuscaloosa, Alabama they put their trophy's where the high rollers go.... Wal-Mart. That's right friends, in Tuscaloosa, Alabama you can go buy 720 diapers, a 48 pack of Time Cop DVD's and get your picture taken with the BCS Nat'l Championship Trophy. This is the world that we live in. Kill Yourself before we start holding the Nobel Prize ceremony at stuckey's in Waynoka, Oklahoma.

LT Style

Nick Saban and Sportswear?

So Nick Saban looks awkwardly baller in the new Nike Varsity Jacket.

Alright Scotty, What the Fuck?

Music Video of the Day

8 Ball & MJG Can Do No Wrong

Novakane f. 8Ball & MJG, “Okay”

Happy New Year Booches

Apparently Fame Does Kill

So the Kanye West/Lady GaGa "Fame Kills" Tour is cancelled.  No reason has been specified but maybe it's due to the fact that Kanye can't help but fuck things up for people.  Too bad we won't get to hear Lady Gaga's auto-tuned voice while she wears another Ewock looking outfit.

It Has All Come Full Circle!

Why is this Homeless Man helping with Surgery?

Oh That's Just You Jesus!

Nike Free Run Ad

Nike Free Run Supernatural from Joseph Cartman on Vimeo.